Tequila Too Salty Tee - Humor Stage
Tequila Too Salty Tee - Humor Stage
2-5 DAYS PRODUCTION TIME
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Life's too short for bad vibes. 🍷
The Tequila Too Salty Tee is for anyone who knows how to laugh at life's little annoyances. Bold humor, zero filter, all personality — because some things are just too salty to ignore.
Why You'll Love It
- Witty conversation-starting graphic — gets reactions and breaks the ice instantly
- Soft, comfortable cotton — feels as good as it looks funny
- Relaxed unisex fit — easy to style, easy to wear
- Durable print quality — built to last through all the laughs, won't fade or crack
- Perfect for nights out, gifting, or anyone who doesn't take life too seriously
Product Details
- 100% cotton
- Machine washable
- Printed on demand
- Blank product sourced from our print-on-demand partner
Fit & Sizing
Relaxed unisex fit. True to size. Size up for an oversized look. See our full Size Chart for exact measurements.
Part of the 7 Stage Streetwear System
Built for comfort, durable print quality, and designs made to match every side of your personality. Want to know more click here.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold, inside-out
- Tumble dry low or hang dry
- Do not iron directly on print
Production & Shipping
Made to order by our print-on-demand partner. Allow 2–5 business days for production before shipping. Shipping times vary by location.
Apparel Sizing Guide
T-Shirt & Apparel Sizing
All measurements are in inches. For the best fit, measure a similar garment you already own.
Unisex T-Shirts
| Size | Chest (inches) | Length (inches) |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 31-34 | 27 |
| S | 34-37 | 28 |
| M | 38-41 | 29 |
| L | 42-45 | 30 |
| XL | 46-49 | 31 |
| 2XL | 50-53 | 32 |
Hoodies
| Size | Chest (inches) | Length (inches) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 34-37 | 27 |
| M | 38-41 | 28 |
| L | 42-45 | 29 |
| XL | 46-49 | 30 |
| 2XL | 50-53 | 31 |
Joggers & Pants
| Size | Waist (inches) | Inseam (inches) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 28-30 | 28 |
| M | 32-34 | 29 |
| L | 36-38 | 30 |
| XL | 40-42 | 31 |
| 2XL | 44-46 | 32 |
Tank-Tops
| BODY LENGTH (inches) | CHEST WIDTH (inches) | |
| XS | 25 ¼ | 16 ½ |
| S | 26 ⅝ | 17 ½ |
| M | 28 | 19 ½ |
| L | 29 ⅜ | 21 ¼ |
| XL | 30 ¾ | 23 |
| 2XL | 31 ⅝ | 25 |
| 3XL | 32 ½ | 27 |
Shoes
Our shoes run true to size. If you're between sizes, we recommend sizing up.
Beanies
One size fits most (head circumference: 21-24 inches)
Tote Bags
Dimensions: 15" W x 16" H x 3" D
How to Measure
Chest: Measure around the fullest part of your chest, keeping the tape horizontal.
Length: Measure from the highest point of the shoulder to the bottom hem.
Waist: Measure around your natural waistline.
Inseam: Measure from the crotch to the bottom of the leg.
Note: All products are printed on demand. Slight variations may occur. Please refer to individual product pages for specific sizing details.