BBQ, Beer & Bad Decisions T-Shirt - Humor Stage
BBQ, Beer & Bad Decisions T-Shirt - Humor Stage
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The holy trinity of the 4th. 🍖🍺💥
BBQ, Beer & Bad Decisions — the official uniform of every legendary Independence Day. This Humor Stage tee doesn't take itself too seriously, and neither should you. Wear it proud, grill something, and let the fireworks handle the rest.
Why You'll Love It
- Instantly relatable graphic — guaranteed to get a laugh (and maybe a high-five)
- DryBlend® moisture-management fabric — because things are about to get smoky
- Modern classic fit — looks good even after the third burger
- Tear-away label — comfort-first, no distractions
- The perfect conversation starter at any cookout, tailgate, or backyard bash
Product Details
- 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- Fabric weight: 5.5 oz./yd.² (186 g/m²)
- DryBlend® moisture-management fabric
- Modern classic fit
- Rib collar in classic width
- Taped neck and shoulders for comfort and durability
- Tear-away label
Fit & Sizing
Modern classic fit. True to size. Size up for a more relaxed look. See our full Size Chart for exact measurements.
Part of the Humor Stage
Every design belongs to one of the seven stages. This one lives in the Humor Stage. See the whole Humor Stage, or read what the seven stages mean.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold, inside-out
- Tumble dry low or hang dry
- Do not iron directly on print
Production & Shipping
Made to order by our print-on-demand partner. Production takes 2-5 business days, then delivery is 3-7 business days.
Apparel Sizing Guide
T-Shirt & Apparel Sizing
All measurements are in inches. For the best fit, measure a similar garment you already own.
Unisex T-Shirts
| Size | Chest (inches) | Length (inches) |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 31–34 | 27 |
| S | 34–37 | 28 |
| M | 38–41 | 29 |
| L | 42–45 | 30 |
| XL | 46–49 | 31 |
| 2XL | 50–53 | 32 |
Hoodies
| Size | Chest (inches) | Length (inches) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 34–37 | 27 |
| M | 38–41 | 28 |
| L | 42–45 | 29 |
| XL | 46–49 | 30 |
| 2XL | 50–53 | 31 |
Joggers & Pants
| Size | Waist (inches) | Inseam (inches) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 28–30 | 28 |
| M | 32–34 | 29 |
| L | 36–38 | 30 |
| XL | 40–42 | 31 |
| 2XL | 44–46 | 32 |
Tank Tops
| Size | Body Length (inches) | Chest Width (inches) |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 25 ¼ | 16 ½ |
| S | 26 ⅝ | 17 ½ |
| M | 28 | 19 ½ |
| L | 29 ⅜ | 21 ¼ |
| XL | 30 ¾ | 23 |
| 2XL | 31 ⅝ | 25 |
| 3XL | 32 ½ | 27 |
Kids Size Chart
| Size Label | Chest (inches) | Length (inches) |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 20 ½ | 16 |
| S | 22 | 17 |
| M | 23 ½ | 18 |
| L | 25 | 19 |
| XL | 26 ½ | 20 |
Shoes, Beanies & Headwear
Shoes: Run true to size. If you're between sizes, we recommend sizing up.
Beanies: One size fits most (head circumference: 21–24 inches)
Tote Bags: Dimensions: 15" W x 16" H x 3" D
How to Measure
Chest: Measure around the fullest part of your chest, keeping the tape horizontal.
Length: Measure from the highest point of the shoulder to the bottom hem.
Waist: Measure around your natural waistline.
Inseam: Measure from the crotch to the bottom of the leg.
Note: All products are printed on demand. Slight variations may occur. Please refer to individual product pages for specific sizing details.