Tequila Too Salty Tee - Humor Stage
Tequila Too Salty Tee - Humor Stage
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Life's too short for bad vibes. 🍷
The Tequila Too Salty Tee is for anyone who knows how to laugh at life's little annoyances. Bold humor, zero filter, all personality — because some things are just too salty to ignore.
Why You'll Love It
- Witty conversation-starting graphic — gets reactions and breaks the ice instantly
- Soft, comfortable cotton — feels as good as it looks funny
- Relaxed unisex fit — easy to style, easy to wear
- Durable print quality — built to last through all the laughs, won't fade or crack
- Perfect for nights out, gifting, or anyone who doesn't take life too seriously
Product Details
- 100% cotton
- Machine washable
- Printed on demand
Fit & Sizing
Relaxed unisex fit. True to size. Size up for an oversized look. See our full Size Chart for exact measurements.
Part of the Humor Stage
Every design belongs to one of the seven stages. This one lives in the Humor Stage. See the whole Humor Stage, or read what the seven stages mean.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold, inside-out
- Tumble dry low or hang dry
- Do not iron directly on print
Production & Shipping
Made to order by our print-on-demand partner. Production takes 2-5 business days, then delivery is 3-7 business days.
Apparel Sizing Guide
T-Shirt & Apparel Sizing
All measurements are in inches. For the best fit, measure a similar garment you already own.
Unisex T-Shirts
| Size | Chest (inches) | Length (inches) |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 31–34 | 27 |
| S | 34–37 | 28 |
| M | 38–41 | 29 |
| L | 42–45 | 30 |
| XL | 46–49 | 31 |
| 2XL | 50–53 | 32 |
Hoodies
| Size | Chest (inches) | Length (inches) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 34–37 | 27 |
| M | 38–41 | 28 |
| L | 42–45 | 29 |
| XL | 46–49 | 30 |
| 2XL | 50–53 | 31 |
Joggers & Pants
| Size | Waist (inches) | Inseam (inches) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 28–30 | 28 |
| M | 32–34 | 29 |
| L | 36–38 | 30 |
| XL | 40–42 | 31 |
| 2XL | 44–46 | 32 |
Tank Tops
| Size | Body Length (inches) | Chest Width (inches) |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 25 ¼ | 16 ½ |
| S | 26 ⅝ | 17 ½ |
| M | 28 | 19 ½ |
| L | 29 ⅜ | 21 ¼ |
| XL | 30 ¾ | 23 |
| 2XL | 31 ⅝ | 25 |
| 3XL | 32 ½ | 27 |
Kids Size Chart
| Size Label | Chest (inches) | Length (inches) |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 20 ½ | 16 |
| S | 22 | 17 |
| M | 23 ½ | 18 |
| L | 25 | 19 |
| XL | 26 ½ | 20 |
Shoes, Beanies & Headwear
Shoes: Run true to size. If you're between sizes, we recommend sizing up.
Beanies: One size fits most (head circumference: 21–24 inches)
Tote Bags: Dimensions: 15" W x 16" H x 3" D
How to Measure
Chest: Measure around the fullest part of your chest, keeping the tape horizontal.
Length: Measure from the highest point of the shoulder to the bottom hem.
Waist: Measure around your natural waistline.
Inseam: Measure from the crotch to the bottom of the leg.
Note: All products are printed on demand. Slight variations may occur. Please refer to individual product pages for specific sizing details.