Crane-Assisted Thanksgiving Emergency Tee

Crane-Assisted Thanksgiving Emergency Tee

Max load: one overstuffed ancestor.

The Crane-Assisted Thanksgiving Emergency Tee tells a whole story on one shirt. The Last Resort Crane Co. lifts an overstuffed grandpa away from the dinner table while the family cheers, framed by a carved-wood badge. It's part of our Humor Stage and the Thankful For Every Stage collection.

Why You'll Love It

• Detailed storybook artwork with jokes hidden throughout
• Heavyweight, oversized streetwear fit
• 100% USA cotton that holds its shape

Product Details

• 100% USA cotton (Heather Grey 90/10; Charcoal Grey 50/50 cotton-poly)
• Heavyweight 7.5 oz./yd² (245–255 g/m²) fabric
• Oversized, relaxed fit with slight drop shoulders
• Reinforced double-needle stitching on the neck, sleeves, and hem
• Stretch-proof 1″ collar
• Design printed on the front
• Printed to order — ships in 2–5 business days
• Unisex sizing — check our Size Chart for exact measurements

Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold, inside-out
• Tumble dry low or hang dry
• Do not iron directly on the print

Want it for Thanksgiving (November 26)? We recommend ordering by November 9 so it arrives in time.