Founding Fathers Moonshine Club T-Shirt - Humor Stage
Founding Fathers Moonshine Club T-Shirt - Humor Stage
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They didn't just found a nation. They founded the party. 🥃
The Founding Fathers Moonshine Club Tee is a Humor Stage classic — because if those guys were alive today, they'd absolutely be running a craft distillery. Wear this one to the cookout and let history do the talking.
Why You'll Love It
- Hilarious founding-era graphic — history class never looked this good
- DryBlend® moisture-management fabric — stays fresh through every round
- Modern classic fit — looks sharp even after the third pour
- Tear-away label — comfort-first, no distractions
- The perfect icebreaker at any 4th of July gathering
Product Details
- 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- Fabric weight: 5.5 oz./yd.² (186 g/m²)
- DryBlend® moisture-management fabric
- Modern classic fit
- Rib collar in classic width
- Taped neck and shoulders for comfort and durability
- Tear-away label
Fit & Sizing
Modern classic fit. True to size. Size up for a more relaxed look. See our full Size Chart for exact measurements.
Part of the Humor Stage
Every design belongs to one of the seven stages. This one lives in the Humor Stage. See the whole Humor Stage, or read what the seven stages mean.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold, inside-out
- Tumble dry low or hang dry
- Do not iron directly on print
Production & Shipping
Made to order by our print-on-demand partner. Production takes 2-5 business days, then delivery is 3-7 business days.
Apparel Sizing Guide
T-Shirt & Apparel Sizing
All measurements are in inches. For the best fit, measure a similar garment you already own.
Unisex T-Shirts
| Size | Chest (inches) | Length (inches) |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 31–34 | 27 |
| S | 34–37 | 28 |
| M | 38–41 | 29 |
| L | 42–45 | 30 |
| XL | 46–49 | 31 |
| 2XL | 50–53 | 32 |
Hoodies
| Size | Chest (inches) | Length (inches) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 34–37 | 27 |
| M | 38–41 | 28 |
| L | 42–45 | 29 |
| XL | 46–49 | 30 |
| 2XL | 50–53 | 31 |
Joggers & Pants
| Size | Waist (inches) | Inseam (inches) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 28–30 | 28 |
| M | 32–34 | 29 |
| L | 36–38 | 30 |
| XL | 40–42 | 31 |
| 2XL | 44–46 | 32 |
Tank Tops
| Size | Body Length (inches) | Chest Width (inches) |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 25 ¼ | 16 ½ |
| S | 26 ⅝ | 17 ½ |
| M | 28 | 19 ½ |
| L | 29 ⅜ | 21 ¼ |
| XL | 30 ¾ | 23 |
| 2XL | 31 ⅝ | 25 |
| 3XL | 32 ½ | 27 |
Kids Size Chart
| Size Label | Chest (inches) | Length (inches) |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 20 ½ | 16 |
| S | 22 | 17 |
| M | 23 ½ | 18 |
| L | 25 | 19 |
| XL | 26 ½ | 20 |
Shoes, Beanies & Headwear
Shoes: Run true to size. If you're between sizes, we recommend sizing up.
Beanies: One size fits most (head circumference: 21–24 inches)
Tote Bags: Dimensions: 15" W x 16" H x 3" D
How to Measure
Chest: Measure around the fullest part of your chest, keeping the tape horizontal.
Length: Measure from the highest point of the shoulder to the bottom hem.
Waist: Measure around your natural waistline.
Inseam: Measure from the crotch to the bottom of the leg.
Note: All products are printed on demand. Slight variations may occur. Please refer to individual product pages for specific sizing details.